Un uomo d’affari emiratino ha ritrovato il conto milionario di un mio lontano parente, Husson Totalitarismo, e attraverso Twitter mi propone un affare colossale. Sento che questa è una di quelle occasioni da non lasciarsi scappare: la famiglia Totalitarismo non è mai stata brava con gli affari (tradizionalmente lo consideriamo un settore non appropriato alla nostra etnia), ma forse è venuto il momento di darsi da fare!
I am Abdulhamid Mohammed Saeed
Managing Director of First Gulf Bank in United Arab Emirates. I write you this proposal in good faith hoping that I will rely on you in a business transaction that require absolute confidentiality and of great interest and benefit to our both families.
In 2007, one Mr Husson Totalitarismo an Emirate Citizen whose surname is same as yours and has your country in his file as his place of origin, made a fixed deposit for 36 months, valued at $26,700,000.00 with my bank. I was his account Clarke before I rose to the position of Managing Director. The maturity date for this deposit contract was 27th of 2010. Sadly Mr. Husson was among the death in the September 2009 earthquake in Indonesia that left over 1,200 people dead while he was there on business trip.
Since the last quarter of 2010 until today, the management of my bank has been finding means to reach him so as to ascertain if he will roll over the Deposit or have the contract sum withdrawn. When I discovered that this will happen, I have tried to think up a procedure to preserve this funds and use the proceeds for business. Some directors here have been trying to find out from me the information about this account and the owner, but I have kept it closed because, i know that if they become aware that Mr. Husson is late, they will divert the funds for themselves. Therefore, am seeking your co-operation to present you as the one to benefit from his fund at his death since you have the same name, so that my bank headquarters will pay the funds to you. I have done enough inside bank arrangement and you only have to put in your details into the information network in the bank computers and reflect you as his next of kin. If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 50% of the funds while 50% shall be for me.
Kindly forward your response to me.
Mr. Abdulhamid Mohammed Saeed
Managing Director (Head of First Gulf Bank)»
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